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Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
by epistaxis / 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
- Today, I was sleeping on an airplane. I dreamed that I was running my hands up and down my friend's… Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left… Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then…