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Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31765) - you deserved it (10751)

On 10/09/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

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On 10/05/2009 at 6:49am - work - by Me (woman) - Kuwait

Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (159490) - you deserved it (12867)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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