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noxiffic
  • Town/Country : Klepp, Norway
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 October 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 44
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About noxiffic : well, i'm a pretty normal guy. Im 5'9ft and weigh about 145 lbs. Im from norway so my english is pretty sucky. Im 15 years old. im straigth and i only use the app, so i might not respond if you message me, bye stalker :)

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Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

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On 12/06/2012 at 12:35am - work - by SpanishInFrenchClass (woman) - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)



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