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About noxiffic : well, i'm a pretty normal guy. Im 5'9ft and weigh about 145 lbs. Im from norway so my english is pretty sucky. Im 15 years old. im straigth and i only use the app, so i might not respond if you message me, bye stalker :)
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML