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About nowthatseffedup : Well I'm Christina. And that's just effed up how you didn't know that! I found out about this website from Fred aka Lucas Cruikshank from Twitter. And this is funnyyy :] Well yeah gots to gooo bye.

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Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85880) - you deserved it (8314)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by Puppysit88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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