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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 October 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML


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