Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

notyou248

Offline (the 10/15/2014 at 8:55pm) | Search for a member

notyou248

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 107
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About notyou248 : New here ;-)
Love Bike and Ski, Technics, cars (especially oldtimers) all kind of music

notyou248's page activity

Visits<b>theawkwardlife</b> - the 04/07/2013 at 5:40pm<b>BFons</b> - the 04/03/2013 at 7:45pm

notyou248's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of notyou248's badges

notyou248's favorite FMLs

Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

#21126320
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43584) - you deserved it (4980)

On 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by god (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)



FML's blog

  • On FML, it's Halloween every day
  • As you know, we never pass up the chance to open up a light beer and plunge into the depths of the FML archive to come up with some sort of theme. Most holidays, national or otherwise, are pretty well represented.…

Friday 31 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: