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About notyou248 : New here ;-)
Love Bike and Ski, Technics, cars (especially oldtimers) all kind of music
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML
Friday 5 February 2016