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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About nottheyoungest : Sorry if I'm not witty enough. In fact, I'm not witty at all. I don't even know what I'm doing on this site. Ugh x(

Anyway, I love anime, Kpop, YA Books, Hollywood stuff, mangas, and food.

I'm 16 but I am immaturely mature for my age. If that even makes sense..

You can talk to me about anything, so message me if you'd like.
*If I can't reply immediately, I'm out conquering the world.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML


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