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notsorandomguy
  • Town/Country : St Germain en Laye, France
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 453
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

#4299619
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37653) - you deserved it (61560)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73128) - you deserved it (24452)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

#238786
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47512) - you deserved it (3043)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36640) - you deserved it (8049)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

#15968
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41766) - you deserved it (2417)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)



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