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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 900
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About notsorandomguy : Hi. If you're reading this, I'd appreciate if you could rate my randomness on a scale of 1. Have a good day!
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notsorandomguy's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

#4645462
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54659) - you deserved it (4917)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by weeks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84344) - you deserved it (31504)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

#238786
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54313) - you deserved it (3886)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43387) - you deserved it (9524)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

#15968
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49292) - you deserved it (3187)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)



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