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Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41062) - you deserved it (3510)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53949) - you deserved it (2801)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)



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