About notforbirds : Language lover, bilingüe, writer, dream traveler, Slytherin. Messages are welcome (+n.n)~
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- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it.… Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman.… Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven…