Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Offline (the 05/13/2014 at 9:10pm) | Search for a member
About not_a_robot : Okay, maybe I am a robot.
I was a bit dissapointed that I could not set my title as mayor, but just so you all know, I am mayor of crazy town.
One of my favorite things to do is buy a bag of peanuts and a bag of walnuts and have them legally married. That way, two things of the same family (the nut family, that is) are married. I am also part of that family (the nut family, that is).
I pride myself in trying to be fair to both sides of the situatuion, so don't be hasty to be rude to me for trying to get the whole story rather than the few sentences that makes the FML.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
Friday 5 February 2016