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notAmused
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 March 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 2572
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About notAmused : Enjoy having fun, listening to music i am a bit of a music junkie.., and of course everything that f's up my life... :D.

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Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a 'talk.' Now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52350) - you deserved it (66661)

On 03/08/2009 at 4:47am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6168) - you deserved it (66103)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)

Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51529) - you deserved it (3633)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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