Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 August 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1672
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nosebleed : I'm lazy. I'm so lazy I don't even

nosebleed's page activity

Visits<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/24/2014 at 2:45pm<b>DashFTW</b> - the 03/06/2013 at 11:18pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 12:40am<b>mmmyeahsaraa</b> - the 07/12/2009 at 10:27pm<b>deathbunny256</b> - the 07/10/2009 at 2:23pm

nosebleed's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

nosebleed's favorite FMLs

Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (4809) - you deserved it (58619)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Piano999 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24859) - you deserved it (78803)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: