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  • Town/Country : Sin City, Dagobah
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 August 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 946
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About nosebleed : I'm lazy. I'm so lazy I don't even

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Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1937) - you deserved it (34225)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Piano999 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are suppose to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16349) - you deserved it (54642)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)