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norwegianalbino
  • Town/Country : SFJ, norge
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 25
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About norwegianalbino : Im white like an albino, and unlucky ass hell

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Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20937) - you deserved it (2324)

On 01/06/2013 at 8:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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