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Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm - misc - by thyisnothorses - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States
Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by music man (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by lrgenesis - United States (Oregon)
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 10:16pm - misc - by potatoes - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada
Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by spacemanspiff78 (man) -
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by ForeverAlone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
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