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norskchic
  • Town/Country : Candyland, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 368
  • Number of comments : 32
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About norskchic : hey! my name is chloe and I'm from norway but living in the us.
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Today, I was watching TV with my mom, when a plumbing ad came on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake my drain any day." Thanks for that imagery, mom. FML

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