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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About norskchic : hey! my name is chloe and I'm from norway but living in the us.
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Today, I was watching TV with my mom, when a plumbing ad came on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake my drain any day." Thanks for that imagery, mom. FML


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