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Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
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On 03/29/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by heartbroken - United States
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
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On 03/29/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
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On 03/29/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by hiker - United States
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm - misc - by lonelynessinCA (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 8:25am - misc - by WhatsThatSmell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my therapist told me to write down my secrets in an envelope and symbolically burn them. My secrets included stories of my rampant sex life, drug use, a suicide attempt, and the overpowering hatred I have for my family. I've managed to misplace the envelope somewhere back home. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Elle (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got a call from the police dept. My ex-boyfriend is applying for a job there, and they called me to ask if he was "a good candidate for a police officer." I had to start my day off by saying great, nice things about the guy who broke my heart and completely disrespected me. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 9:26am - love - by karmaplz (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
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