This member hasn't filled in their description.
nora111197's FML badges
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
nora111197's favorite FMLs
Today, while I was leaving the grocery store, I realized my ignition key was missing from my pocket. After searching the car and retracing my steps, I walked all the way home. Later, when we went to retrieve the car, the key was sitting in plain sight on the passenger seat. FML
by stadams1024 / 09/11/2012 at 4:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by kaybax / 11/19/2011 at 6:42am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Love
Today, my throat is really swollen so I can only drink liquid. I noticed home-made ice-lollies in the freezer and had one. It tasted funny. Turns out my little brother had peed in one of those ice-lolly box and put it in the freezer. FML
by icegirl38 / 03/03/2010 at 10:09am / Iceland (Gullbringusysla) / Health
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned… Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom… Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show…