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Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38258) - you deserved it (35796)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:39pm - misc - by Fmyhair (woman) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys... the whole bit. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47128) - you deserved it (7766)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:52am - animals - by achoo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys... the whole bit. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

#1386649
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47128) - you deserved it (7766)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:52am - animals - by achoo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys... the whole bit. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

#1386649
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47128) - you deserved it (7766)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:52am - animals - by achoo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys... the whole bit. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

#1386649
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47128) - you deserved it (7766)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:52am - animals - by achoo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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