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Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8997) - you deserved it (92649)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28420) - you deserved it (85103)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)



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