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About non_finisher : I hate people who think they are smart. I like to play football. My inspiration is Wesley Sneijder. Message me if you want to.

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Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML


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Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML


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