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non_finisher
  • Town/Country : Denhaag, Nederland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 85
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About non_finisher : I hate people who think they are smart. I like to play football. My inspiration is Wesley Sneijder. Message me if you want to.

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Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50355) - you deserved it (2767)

On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML

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On 05/13/2013 at 7:05pm - misc - by emmingle - Canada (British Columbia)



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