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Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by tripb101 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (89064) - you deserved it (4257)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (113159) - you deserved it (8365)

On 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by MID12 (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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