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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 February 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 839
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nofxtime : I'm too old for this shit, but here I am.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29842) - you deserved it (12684)

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