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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 February 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 751
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About nofxtime : I'm too old for this shit, but here I am.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26711) - you deserved it (11830)

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