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Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46991) - you deserved it (9891)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32613) - you deserved it (3435)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32369) - you deserved it (6817)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:43am - intimacy - by - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36419) - you deserved it (3478)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML


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On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML


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On 02/18/2011 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by afafakfhsg (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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