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noddy_92
  • Town/Country : Sydney , Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 703
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Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

#16800264
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32883) - you deserved it (4780)

On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

#16757277
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29177) - you deserved it (3000)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

#16756639
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23946) - you deserved it (3267)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Hello (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38255) - you deserved it (5830)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. His reason was because he's moving away for college. That won't be for another year. FML

#16751936
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21675) - you deserved it (3350)

On 06/19/2011 at 9:20pm - love - by youngblood (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

#16746059
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50229) - you deserved it (6334)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

#16746008
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31591) - you deserved it (6536)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

#16741738
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34622) - you deserved it (21686)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

#16722339
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26288) - you deserved it (13680)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

#16717127
61 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

#16715117
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40797) - you deserved it (3538)

On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

#16714444
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (1911)

On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML

#16708517
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28294) - you deserved it (2417)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:06am - love - by ari - United States

Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML

#16706324
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18754) - you deserved it (7859)

On 06/17/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by jaybob18 - United States (New York)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29349) - you deserved it (4957)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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