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nodbor
  • Town/Country : OC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 60112
  • Number of comments : 506
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his windo I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

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Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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