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Today, I was putting my contacts in when my daughter decided to jump on me from behind to scare me, causing me to poke myself in the eye. I'm now wearing an eye patch due to a scratched cornea while my daughter is singing some song titled "You are a pirate". FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 4:45pm - love - by John - United States
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 3:12am - health - by chairlee (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move back to be around my family. I have no choice but to take this job. I will be placing my finger in a dead turkeys ass, cutting open its stomach, and ripping out its guts. 15 per minute. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by Shawty (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 12:30am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, my parents asked if they could borrow my car. Why? Because they were going to see someone about a Craig's List ad and wanted to look poor. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 3:38am - money - by poorcar (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 10:48am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend of five months along with my mom and dad. Everything was going fine until my mom asked aloud "Everything going smooth for you in the bedroom?" to which my girlfriend replied "No." I was painting the master bedroom at my parent's house for some extra cash. FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 8:26am - love - by moresexperience (man) - United States (California)
Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML
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On 09/05/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by joeshmoe (man) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I got home from work, and saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, and found that it was flooded. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, and couch were all destroyed. Good thing he tried to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML
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On 08/27/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by buzzzzkill (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, the bank called saying we were late in the mortgage payments. I was puzzled because three months ago I issued a big cheque to my mum pay off the mortgage. I just discovered that she instead lost it all at the casino. Turns out, she's become a compulsive gambler ever since dad passed away. FML
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On 08/27/2009 at 1:53am - money - by smoothcoffee (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
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On 08/26/2009 at 8:37pm - love - by lonelyboy101 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)
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