is it my sense of humor?
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 2:38am - misc - by drunk (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by cman (man) - Romania (Iasi)
Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - misc - by ughno - United States (Texas)
Today, I was putting groceries into my car, and I put the eggs on the driver's seat while I arranged my other bags. I was frustrated because the dome light was acting up, which drives me crazy. Once I got everything in, I crankily plopped into the car. I had never moved the eggs off my seat. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 8:41pm - misc - by EggyBum (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rainydays79 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by Radioo (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 12:40pm - misc - by GeorgiaBOYY (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 5:36am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 6:13am - work - by okaythen6 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 1:55am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my mom came home and told me she was going back to college. She's going to the community college that a lot of the graduates from my school go to. She has biology with my ex. They're lab partners and have to do take home labs together. FML
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On 11/27/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 9:30pm - love - by pigglepigglepiggle (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
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On 11/22/2009 at 10:45pm - misc - by drunkennight (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)
