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nkb94

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 935
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About nkb94 : Sometimes I read FML stories aloud to my boyfriend....

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Today... it is the one-year anniversary of mah mother's death. It's also the day mah father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. big fat FML

#21373156
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36415) - you deserved it (2357)

On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)

wile flirting wit a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and se tougt te foul smell came from my sleeping fater soiling imself . I let er roll im over and ceck is assile e cried out in pain because I wasn't man enoug to own up to it .

#21369082
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2) - you deserved it (27)

On 03/06/2015 at 1:18am - health - by UncleMonkey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a laptop 4 mah birthday!! I was thrilld until I realizd that mah mom had given away mah old one without asking!! 6 yeres of games, music, an pictures down the drain!! FML

#21367193
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32703) - you deserved it (2319)

On 03/03/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by Hi-Tech (woman) - Europe

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (42)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Taday I saw mah grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove mah name from her page at once.

#21364671
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29080) - you deserved it (2507)

On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today, I met mah biological parents fir the first time, 29 years into mah life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, an the meeting ended after looool they asked me to lend them money cuz I ( literally owe them mah life. ) FML

#21364287
161 comments

Today a man approached me an told me he wanted to drink mah dirty bath water. FML

Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
460 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lookd boyfriend in the eyes and said ( I love y- ) He cut me off with, ( Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words ) and held eye contact until I awkwardly excusd myself. mega FML

#21361029
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33308) - you deserved it (3834)

On 02/22/2015 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by bugger -

Today, a guy attacked me an tried to steal mah bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to mah husband looool screaming in pain.

#21360466
88 comments

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On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

2day I was at a family gathering with mah boyfriend. Jokingly, mah grandmother swatted mah butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18) - you deserved it (30824)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT SUBWAY I JOKED WITH A CUSTOMER ASKING HIM IF HE WAS GOING TO ORDER IN SPANISH. THE WOMEN IN FRONT OF HIM BEGAN YELLING ABOUT HOW I WAS BEING RACIST AND TOLD MY MANAGER THAT I NEEDED TO BE FRED. THE CUSTOMER I WAS JOKING WITH WAS MY SPANISH TEACHER. FML

#21356827
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36872) - you deserved it (2608)

On 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

#21355574
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35049) - you deserved it (2917)

On 02/13/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted mah boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

#21355556
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34774) - you deserved it (2086)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:43pm - misc - by DumbFace714 - United States (California)

looool Today, I won a game of Monopoly against mah girlfriend . She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, an mowing down mah mailbox driving away . FML

#21352803
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31291) - you deserved it (3751)

On 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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