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nkb94
  • Town/Country : usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 17
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45955) - you deserved it (3283)

On 03/31/2013 at 2:24am - misc - by BornInTheWrongEra (woman) - United States

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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On 03/29/2013 at 5:36pm - love - by sarajj (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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