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by TheLoneSoul / 09/13/2015 at 10:22am / France / Love
by nah / 09/09/2015 at 3:55pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML
by father-in-nope / 07/21/2015 at 11:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 9:23pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/09/2015 at 10:38am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Kids
by hobbled / 06/17/2015 at 3:18pm / United States / Transportation
Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/07/2015 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by CassidyQueen / 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 3:06am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by DaoOfPow / 05/23/2015 at 3:51am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML
by nityasomaiya / 05/16/2015 at 1:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Junkiegamer / 04/27/2015 at 10:20am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML
by Attacksloth / 04/23/2015 at 6:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
by righthook / 04/08/2015 at 3:56pm / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I got a DNA test done on my son. The good news? We share DNA, so he's mine. The bad news? My… Today, I've spent hours trying to prepare for my first day of teaching a high school grade class. I… Today, it has been a week since I moved into my new house. Turns out that the previous owner of the…