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About nkb94 : Sometimes I read FML stories aloud to my boyfriend....
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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wile flirting wit a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and se tougt te foul smell came from my sleeping fater soiling imself . I let er roll im over and ceck is assile e cried out in pain because I wasn't man enoug to own up to it .
Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML
Taday I saw mah grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove mah name from her page at once.
Today, I met mah biological parents fir the first time, 29 years into mah life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, an the meeting ended after looool they asked me to lend them money cuz I ( literally owe them mah life. ) FML
Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT SUBWAY I JOKED WITH A CUSTOMER ASKING HIM IF HE WAS GOING TO ORDER IN SPANISH. THE WOMEN IN FRONT OF HIM BEGAN YELLING ABOUT HOW I WAS BEING RACIST AND TOLD MY MANAGER THAT I NEEDED TO BE FRED. THE CUSTOMER I WAS JOKING WITH WAS MY SPANISH TEACHER. FML
Friday 27 March 2015