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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 624
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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nkb94's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

#21345623
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19147) - you deserved it (1605)

On 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22852) - you deserved it (7253)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

#21342800
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39248) - you deserved it (2469)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML

#21340194
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28399) - you deserved it (6296)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML

#21340022
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29836) - you deserved it (3640)

On 01/19/2015 at 1:34am - misc - by momac86 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

#21339329
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36716) - you deserved it (2590)

On 01/18/2015 at 1:29am - intimacy - by virginwhore (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

#21338940
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26968) - you deserved it (8499)

On 01/17/2015 at 2:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML

#21337587
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35319) - you deserved it (3877)

On 01/15/2015 at 12:23pm - love - by Can I press charges? (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML

#21335645
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31619) - you deserved it (3405)

On 01/12/2015 at 7:53am - love - by fukinlonely (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42768) - you deserved it (2731)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

#21333974
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38677) - you deserved it (3041)

On 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML

#21333809
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33186) - you deserved it (2157)

On 01/09/2015 at 6:43am - love - by swimfaned - United States

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

#21331081
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38411) - you deserved it (2647)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:27am - misc - by shittysituation - United States (California)

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

#21330614
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35501) - you deserved it (2971)

On 01/04/2015 at 11:58am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)



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