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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 425
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About njgohard : 19 years old, college student. Parties and shit. Decent substitute for a father, but don't have the money to be a real one.

Contrary to my username, I go to college in Pennsylvania not Jersey.

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