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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 March 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 129
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nixis4lovers : Hi all. I'm Nicole, aka Nix. I've been reading & loving FMLs for awhile, nothing makes you feel better than getting a kick out of someone else's embarrassing moment (in a non-degrading way that is).

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Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52014) - you deserved it (7804)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

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On 01/30/2013 at 5:13am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

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On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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