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About nixis4lovers : Hi all. I'm Nicole, aka Nix. I've been reading & loving FMLs for awhile, nothing makes you feel better than getting a kick out of someone else's embarrassing moment (in a non-degrading way that is).
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Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
Wednesday 13 August 2014