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  • Town/Country : Seattle, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3717
  • Number of comments : 455
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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nix1993's favorite FMLs

Today, my housemate and I had rough passionate sex in every room of the house. Being that I'm 18 and he's 32, it was a new thing for me. I just received a call from my mother stating that they would not be paying for the baby they watched us make through their wireless cams in our house. FML

by BabsZilla / 09/04/2016 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML

by Anonymous / 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm / Cyprus (Paphos) / Work

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

by boss_daughter / 05/20/2015 at 8:03am / United States / Work

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

by wtf bro / 05/20/2015 at 4:45am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Intimacy

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

by Darryl / 05/12/2015 at 8:53am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

by Becky / 05/11/2015 at 4:54pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Work

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

by CryoSpectre / 05/11/2015 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML

by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Vermont) / Love

Today, I decided it was time to start looking for my own place and finally gain my full independence. My mom agreed happily without hesitation, which was surprising, but not anywhere near as surprising as finding out I have one day to get my shit together and leave. FML

by anonymous / 05/05/2015 at 2:42am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

by PPP / 04/28/2015 at 11:05am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

by yupthissucks / 04/13/2015 at 5:00am / United States (Georgia) / Transportation

Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

by jackzz / 04/09/2015 at 3:55am / Vietnam (Dac Lac) / Work

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

by Anonymous / 04/08/2015 at 6:52am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML

by ouch / 04/06/2015 at 9:51pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

by bingalingading / 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Work