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  • Number of visits : 2701
  • Number of comments : 393
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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nix1993's favorite FMLs

Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML

#21413003
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30232) - you deserved it (2159)

On 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Cyprus (Paphos)

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

#21412921
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27137) - you deserved it (13428)

On 05/20/2015 at 8:03am - work - by boss_daughter - United States

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

#21412889
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38788) - you deserved it (3410)

On 05/20/2015 at 4:45am - intimacy - by wtf bro (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

#21408859
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33192) - you deserved it (4659)

On 05/12/2015 at 8:53am - intimacy - by Darryl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

#21408482
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27291) - you deserved it (2228)

On 05/11/2015 at 4:54pm - work - by Becky (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

#21408187
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (2195)

On 05/11/2015 at 12:23am - love - by CryoSpectre - United States (California)

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML

#21407311
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35237) - you deserved it (3096)

On 05/09/2015 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I decided it was time to start looking for my own place and finally gain my full independence. My mom agreed happily without hesitation, which was surprising, but not anywhere near as surprising as finding out I have one day to get my shit together and leave. FML

#21404939
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27906) - you deserved it (3063)

On 05/05/2015 at 2:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

#21401116
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31021) - you deserved it (3165)

On 04/28/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by PPP - United States

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37283) - you deserved it (2640)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

#21390474
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33376) - you deserved it (3424)

On 04/09/2015 at 3:55am - work - by jackzz - Vietnam (Dac Lac)

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

#21389862
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24459) - you deserved it (17926)

On 04/08/2015 at 6:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML

#21388908
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32497) - you deserved it (2328)

On 04/06/2015 at 9:51pm - misc - by ouch - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29699) - you deserved it (2040)

On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

#21382250
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30200) - you deserved it (2742)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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