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  • Town/Country : Malta
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1992 (20 years)
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Today, I was putting my contacts in when my daughter decided to jump on me from behind to scare me, causing me to poke myself in the eye. I'm now wearing an eye patch due to a scratched cornea while my daughter is singing some song titled "You are a pirate". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22404) - you deserved it (1865)

On 11/13/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore