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Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

#2475
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5555) - you deserved it (40058)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8366) - you deserved it (28095)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML

#557
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24660) - you deserved it (7911)

On 12/20/2008 at 7:23am - kids - by Lola - Sent from mobile version



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