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nismo_r2
  • Town/Country : los angeles, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 September 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 506
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About nismo_r2 : trance music and raves. oh and white girls

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Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML

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