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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 August 1985 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1599
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
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I agree, your life sucks (30938) - you deserved it (5696)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
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I agree, your life sucks (22537) - you deserved it (12566)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10973) - you deserved it (64842)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

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On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
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I agree, your life sucks (52302) - you deserved it (13662)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version



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