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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 August 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1988
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML

#2213407
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54119) - you deserved it (3367)

On 05/23/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49975) - you deserved it (21506)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

#2207384
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60496) - you deserved it (6065)

On 05/23/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by beatricesank (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33708) - you deserved it (146458)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78888) - you deserved it (24282)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML

#1683242
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57551) - you deserved it (20017)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

#1600602
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (124944) - you deserved it (6715)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

#1382761
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92152) - you deserved it (22173)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)

Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML

#1378571
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66704) - you deserved it (3740)

On 04/27/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

#1250407
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54708) - you deserved it (10491)

On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

#915764
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (169054) - you deserved it (8505)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)



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