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ninomunoz
  • Town/Country : Riverton, United States
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 June 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1109
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18737) - you deserved it (3427)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17889) - you deserved it (8522)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19058) - you deserved it (4962)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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