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About ninjanewt : I'm immature, selfish, extremely weird, and hopelessly addicted to Scrubs. I enjoy smoking cigarettes and weed, eating Oreo sippers with milk, and ignoring math and science homework. I speak fluent Lithuanian, choppy French, and can speak German as well as a one year old. I still play Neopets, read the funnies, and find anything concerning the words penis, vagina, and sex absolutely hilarious.

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