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ninjamomo
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 27
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62204) - you deserved it (5229)

On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I found out that what my husband meant by "we should try swinging" is "I really want to have sex with this one friend of yours, and if you so much as make eye contact with any guy I'm going to totally flip out and threaten to kill him and you." FML

#20560730
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37700) - you deserved it (3892)

On 03/26/2013 at 8:07am - intimacy - by SwinginSolo (woman) - United States

Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML

#20482739
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27516) - you deserved it (4637)

On 01/28/2013 at 6:52am - love - by forever1990 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

#20478409
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30625) - you deserved it (3977)

On 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm - health - by LagSwitchFTW (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

#20474780
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27327) - you deserved it (1939)

On 01/23/2013 at 12:45pm - misc - by mariama (woman) - United States

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

#20423578
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42167) - you deserved it (3410)

On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

#20407951
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34410) - you deserved it (1899)

On 12/19/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by SugarMyBalls (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML

#20015702
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24376) - you deserved it (6202)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15965) - you deserved it (6146)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

#19113107
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23762) - you deserved it (1891)

On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML

#17373472
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33278) - you deserved it (2259)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56905) - you deserved it (2686)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

#14605764
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46917) - you deserved it (3598)

On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was excited to hear that I received three of my grad school recommendations in the mail from a very busy professor. They need to be submitted sealed, and of course, my nosy mom decided to open them. FML

#13785439
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26041) - you deserved it (1672)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by dcsunshine (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a concert. During the concert, my shoelaces went undone, so I bent down to tie them. Not two seconds later, the girl behind me jumped on my shoulders and refused to get down. She said "tall guys" are the best to ride on during concerts. My name is Maria. FML

#10612063
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25445) - you deserved it (2689)

On 05/18/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by tallwoman (woman) - Denmark (Arhus)



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