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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 636
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ninjala : I'm awesome...at least thats what my friends are telling me to believe...

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ninjala's favorite FMLs

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

#20484025
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7869) - you deserved it (41067)

On 01/28/2013 at 11:23pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

#5820033
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8970) - you deserved it (41706)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

#5408383
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46609) - you deserved it (3056)

On 09/22/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by wait..what (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

#4421825
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79143) - you deserved it (6855)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

#3019033
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11736) - you deserved it (111879)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

#2822887
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88078) - you deserved it (9983)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

#976819
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (187464) - you deserved it (13699)

On 04/14/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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