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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 August 1995 (18 years)
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About ninjala : I'm awesome...at least thats what my friends are telling me to believe...

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Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8255) - you deserved it (39437)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

#5408383
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44594) - you deserved it (2911)

On 09/22/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by wait..what (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

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147 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

#3019033
273 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

#2822887
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87302) - you deserved it (9932)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

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403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182441) - you deserved it (12690)

On 04/14/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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