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About ninjagoalie13 : carnivore. metalhead. "athlete." clumsy. blonde. short. loud. fun.

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Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave on for a while. I busied myself by tidying my room while it dried and eventually forgot all about it. I finally remembered about it after I answered the door to the postman. Not embarassing enough? I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25462) - you deserved it (60495)

On 03/14/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by skc (man) - United Kingdom



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