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niknik
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 June 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2313
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About niknik : i'm nikki, and it's actually nikki, not nicole. just clearing that up :)
... I should be watching robot chicken, and eating rice.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (140337) - you deserved it (20538)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

#554524
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61874) - you deserved it (7667)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Marian (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

#305736
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60945) - you deserved it (24069)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13261) - you deserved it (104258)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13261) - you deserved it (104258)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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