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Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

#12447097
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33632) - you deserved it (3041)

On 08/11/2010 at 2:50am - love - by sadface - United States

Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having it off. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25026) - you deserved it (6283)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Nuttree (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML

#11817765
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I agree, your life sucks (31603) - you deserved it (9657)

On 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by RachelVanLannen9 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
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I agree, your life sucks (52349) - you deserved it (13669)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68683) - you deserved it (3469)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -



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