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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML
Yesterday, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a trackhich start with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug mah headphones, activating mah phone speaker and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. mega FML
Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015