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nikki531
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 May 1993 (19 years)
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Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63536) - you deserved it (13060)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

#121719
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I agree, your life sucks (17867) - you deserved it (43172)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Byron fiddles (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (223443) - you deserved it (37853)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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