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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 January 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1634
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nikkers : Don't take everything I say so seriously... doiii

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nikkers's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

#6741094
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40303) - you deserved it (5956)

On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML

#5876533
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42654) - you deserved it (2505)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Norrbottens Lan)

Today, I left the iron and ironing board in my room. While I was at school, my mom decided to do some ironing, and did it in my room for convenience. The iron needed water, so she took a water bottle from my dresser and poured it in. It was my secret vodka stash, and the iron caught on fire. FML

#782957
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23740) - you deserved it (75063)

On 04/03/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by healey16 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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