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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 November 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1417
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nikigustapie : my name is nikki. and i like pie.

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Today I Found Out My Class Was Attempting To Raise Money Fir Me Through A Bake Sale Because Some Grl Spread A False Rumor That I Was Raped And That My Father Was Going To Disown Me. Thehole School Believes It And My Biology Teacher Took Me Aside And Asked If I Needed Someone To Confide In. FML

#3806644
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60711) - you deserved it (2686)

On 07/16/2009 at 4:32pm - misc - by dork (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my mom turned to me an said, "You know, you're the kind of person that has to change literally everything about themselves to get a guy to like you." I thought she was joking so I laughed . She then said "Like that . Your laugh.. . What is that? Change that." FML

#3587785
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66444) - you deserved it (4957)

On 07/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

#3361418
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57511) - you deserved it (8771)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at te mall wit ma mom. Se was pissing me off, so I started screaming at er and causing a scene. I ended up falling all te way down te up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
833 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I was aving cybersex via webcam wit ma boyfriend . Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on ma finger . Judging by te look on ma boyfriend's face, e was getting really into it . As I started getting into it too, I soved ma finger too far down and puked all over ma laptop . FML

#1387325
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24189) - you deserved it (121643)

On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (497982) - you deserved it (31016)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I Was Waitering At The Restaurant That I Work At When I Collectd A Credit Card Bill That Was Worth $120 An A Big Zero On The Tip Line . Angerd.. . I Turnd To A Co-worker An Said "I Knew This Asshole Wasn't Going To Tip Me." The Guy Was Standing Right Behind Me With $30 In His Hand . FML

#833140
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20011) - you deserved it (155229)

On 04/06/2009 at 10:42am - money - by brhorton02 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today dad gave me a promise ring on one year anniversary with boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in bedroom. FML

#400298
242 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I was rajactad from tha Univarsity of Washington. My dad has baan a profassor thara for 30 yaars, and is on tha board of admissions. FML

#366764
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (404635) - you deserved it (90304)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)



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