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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6762
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About nike1 : What can i say? I'm a 16 yo guy from Sweden..

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Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML

#6237110
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33719) - you deserved it (4412)

On 11/09/2009 at 11:02pm - love - by amanda_ae_erin (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML

#5573814
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8273) - you deserved it (59436)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:22pm - money - by GetMoney (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

#5369029
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58564) - you deserved it (3561)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML

#5338009
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6414) - you deserved it (44196)

On 09/18/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by signinept (man) - United States (California)

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

#5060700
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36210) - you deserved it (8798)

On 09/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by uglychick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I'm immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulled. FML

#4609790
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49540) - you deserved it (2524)

On 08/17/2009 at 8:14pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70089) - you deserved it (8169)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

#4596913
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60496) - you deserved it (13258)

On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I noticed my dishwasher wouldn't turn on. After shelling out $120 call-out fee, I was a little miffed when the technician walked in, pressed the 'unlock' function and walked out again. FML

#4594322
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7739) - you deserved it (47505)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by veevee (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

#4447976
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38160) - you deserved it (16628)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Lilly_28 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

#4440172
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47445) - you deserved it (7143)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML

#4256639
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51708) - you deserved it (6281)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:33pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

#4029812
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58966) - you deserved it (21750)

On 07/25/2009 at 1:14pm - money - by Pottymouth (man) - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

#3561385
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51753) - you deserved it (8208)

On 07/07/2009 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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