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yesterday I woke up in a closet of a four star hotel having spent the night drinking. I am a secondary school teacher and I have been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4am this morning and it's now 1pm in the afternoon. FML

#6421481
106 comments

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On 11/23/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Nicholasand (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today , I found out that soma man think it's k to clip thara fingarnails , looool at tha tabla , in a rastaurant , on a frst data. FML

#6420618
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On 11/23/2009 at 5:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive grl walks over. She asks him , "Is this your grlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

#6404510
89 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by Rejected. (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology . I see a 'sack'hich appereed to contain a liquid . Being the curious type I cut open the sack spraying said liquid over me and my desk . My teacher after giggling informed me that the liquid was in fact urine . I was pissed on by a dead pig . FML

#6340257
97 comments

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On 11/17/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by Araya (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I ran outside to start mah car before leaving for work. My creepy neighbor was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. He told me he just loves watching TLC, too, and we should watch TV together sometime. I've never talked to him. I watch TLC in mah bedroom. He watche me through mah window. mega FML

Today, my Dad decided to take is medicine before eating . He passed out wit is face in a plate of cocolate cake . He wasn't responsive so I called te paramedics . Wen e got to te ospital, te doctor asked im if e knew y e was tere . He replied, ( Because my stupid daugter over reacted . ) FML

#6298520
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On 11/14/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by Kassiopia (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was shopping with my babby daughter when an older woman cummd up to me. She glard and said, "You know, if u kids lerend how to keep your legs closd, u wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

#6288438
265 comments

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On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up. Apparently my mother decided to show him to my room anyway. When the door swung open, I happened to be butt naked in front of the mrror, trying to pick out an ingrown hair on my bum. FML

#6285115
124 comments

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On 11/13/2009 at 7:17am - misc - by stubblebutt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to meet mah mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on mah face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years old. My dad yelled at me 4 making mah mom cry. big fat FML

#6283375
66 comments

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On 11/13/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by stubble (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I realized that if u are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning an only put on a top, u should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves u standing up, turning around an grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. FML

#6264237
78 comments

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On 11/11/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by julie (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

yesterday I went to have mah eyebrows waxd 4 the first time. After signing in the receptionist lookd at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, mah eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walkd up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

#6230893
98 comments

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On 11/09/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by LoserOfTheYear (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , someone at work was bragging that thier son was high school valedictorian and offerd a full college scholarship. 7 years ago , I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was , "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continud taking thier order. fat FML

Today , someone at work was bragging that thier son was high school valedictorian and offerd a full college scholarship. 7 years ago , I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was , "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continud taking thier order. fat FML

Today I arrangd the food on plate in a smiley face to try an make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It workd. FML

#6186259
43 comments

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On 11/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, The Police Came To My Door And Told Me About A Woman Who Called The Cops On Me Because She Said That I Had Been Following Her In My Car. We Were On The Highway. FML

#6129254
48 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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