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Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

#9065409
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24636) - you deserved it (4269)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:00am - love - by crapcrapcrap (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

#8397954
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27281) - you deserved it (3126)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Lizzielollipop816 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML

#8103902
140 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
106 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML

#8074615
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15249) - you deserved it (6956)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by bender (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356
155 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML

#7437528
102 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 2:25pm - health - by addie19 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

#7275628
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35162) - you deserved it (5143)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

#6983877
154 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML

#6940899
53 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 3:27pm - love - by C45 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML

#6802710
79 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 10:48pm - love - by yoked (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

#6781373
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40578) - you deserved it (2157)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:55pm - love - by cheezmaster (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

#6778697
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40488) - you deserved it (3189)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

#6753544
147 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm - love - by toiletgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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